I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits came out from behind a check here building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe that just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?